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Weird News, The Ridiculous Labor Day Edition: Lots of Nudity, Too Many Animals, Overflowing Stupidity and We Ate the Cicadas (But They Didn't Eat Us)

Because Weird News never takes a holiday.

Ah, summer: We hardly knew ye.

Sure, Labor Day is only the unofficial end of summer. The season still has some life in it. You can still go to a water park. You can still take in a baseball game. Tan if you want to.

Or just kick back and reflect on the weird summer that was. That’s what we’re doing. Here, because you deserve it, are some of the weirdest news story of the season from Virginia and DC.

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