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  • On the article Amazon Office Coming to Herndon

    joe brewer

    1:21 pm on Saturday, May 25, 2013

    What happened to the mention of the money it was going to cost to improve the roads so it's easier to get in and out of the plant?

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  • On the article All That Remains: Old Rt. 7 Bridge Demo Finished

    joe brewer

    8:13 am on Saturday, May 25, 2013

    Those sisns will surely keep any and all kids from the pilings?

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  • On the article GOP Nominee: Planned Parenthood 'More Lethal' than Ku Klux Klan

    joe brewer

    7:35 pm on Friday, May 24, 2013

    And the golfer walks off.

    'What a nice guy,' the Leprechaun says to himself.

    I have to do something for him. I'll give him the three things I would want... a great golf game, all the money he ever needs, and a fantastic sex life.'

    A year goes by and the golfer is back. On the same hole, he again hits a bad drive into the woods and the Leprechaun is there waiting for him.

    'Twas me that made ye hit the ball here, ' the little guy says. 'I just want to ask ye, how's yer golf game?'

    'My game is fantastic!' the golfer answers. I'm an internationally famous golfer now.' He adds, 'By the way, it's good to see you're all right.'

    'Oh, I'm fine now, thank ye. I did that fer yer golf game, you know. And tell me, how's yer money situation?'

    'Why, it's just wonderful!' the golfer states. 'When I need cash, I just reach in my pocket and pull out $100 bills I didn't even know were there!'

    'I did that fer ye also.' And tell me, how's yer sex life?'

    The golfer blushes, turns his head away in embarrassment, and says shyly, 'It's OK.'

    C'mon, c'mon now,' urged the Leprechaun, 'I'm wanting to know if I did a good job. How many times a week?'

    Blushing even more, the golfer looks around then whispers, 'Once, sometimes twice a week.'

    'What??' responds the Leprechaun in shock. 'That's all? Only once or twice a week?'

    'Well,' says the golfer, 'I figure that's not bad for a Catholic priest in a small parish.

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  • On the article GOP Nominee: Planned Parenthood 'More Lethal' than Ku Klux Klan

    joe brewer

    7:33 pm on Friday, May 24, 2013

    A golfer playing in Ireland hooked his drive into the woods. Looking for his ball, he found a little Leprechaun flat on his back, a big bump on his head and the golfer's ball beside him.

    Horrified, the golfer got his water bottle from the cart and poured it over the little guy, reviving him.

    'Arrgh! What happened?' the Leprechaun asked.

    'I'm afraid I hit you with my golf ball,' the golfer says.

    'Oh, I see. Well, ye got me fair and square. Ye get three wishes, so whaddya want?'

    'Thank God, you're all right!' the golfer answers in relief. 'I don't want anything, I'm just glad you're OK, and I apologize.'

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  • On the article Loudoun Parks & Rec Offices Closed May 30-31

    joe brewer

    6:25 pm on Monday, May 20, 2013

    Nice 4 day holiday weekend!

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  • On the article Poll: Is .05 Too Drunk to Drive?

    joe brewer

    10:06 am on Monday, May 20, 2013

    On that happy note
    gun control is like trying to reduce drunk driving by making it difficult for sober people to own cars.

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  • On the article Poll: Is .05 Too Drunk to Drive?

    joe brewer

    2:37 pm on Sunday, May 19, 2013

    There are no words for losses like that.
    If the parents and society cannot dissuade people from driving while drinking then big brother should be able to hammer anyone who fails a breath test. If you get behind the wheel after drinking, responsibly is a oxy moron. Don't outlaw booze just penalize drinking drivers harshly.
    Johnnie Walker Blue and i have a appointment this evening when i get home.

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  • On the Blog Post Commercial Development at Dulles Airport May Impede Herndon’s Metro Station Area Plan

  • On the Blog Post Commercial Development at Dulles Airport May Impede Herndon’s Metro Station Area Plan

    joe brewer

    10:37 am on Sunday, May 19, 2013

    Letter content
    Governor McDonnell asked that I respond on his behalf.
    Washington Dulles international Airport was designed and property for it was complied in the late 50's by the federal government. Therefore, it falls under the purview of the federal government.As such, stipulations regarding eminent domain, airport grant-in-aid assurances, land leases, and similar legal instruments dating back to the original compilation of property are governed by federal law and subordinate rules and regulations.
    Consequently, although your premise may have merit, we are at this point not able to affect and change that would alter an outcome pertaining to your opinion on possible property use at this facility
    Sean
    CC Burdette

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  • On the article Poll: Is .05 Too Drunk to Drive?

    joe brewer

    8:12 am on Sunday, May 19, 2013

    Good Morning Elizabeth.
    You would think that these good family men and women in our government would welcome any change that curtailed drivers who drink. Put the mandatory jail times in with no exception and you will have increased the deterrent level to the point that drivers will think long and hard before driving after drinking. As it is now it is little more then a inconvenience to the drunk driver and a revenue stream for the Gov. You want to end drunk driving put em in the jailhouse.

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